THE LAB'S LIVE EXPERIMENT

SIX ON SIX.
ZERO DIGNITY.

Poop Dodgeball is ready to play. Dodge, catch, and question every decision that brought you here.

PLAY POOP DODGEBALL

FREE TO PLAY · DESKTOP + MOBILE · NO DOWNLOAD

HALF A BRAIN. ALL THE FUN.

NOWPLAYING

CAUTION: MAY CONTAIN DUMB IDEAS.

THE ORIGINAL. A WHOLE LOT OF MESS.

Poop Dodgeball.

LIVE NOW

01 / STORY MODE

The Budget Wars

Two rival principals. One sports grant. Six chapters of spectacularly bad decisions. Follow the Stinkers through an original campaign with illustrated cutscenes.

CHOOSE STORY MODE IN THE GAME MENU

02 / ARCADE CHAOS

Small court. Big mess.

Six players per team. Charged ultimate throws. Ridiculous catches. Take on the computer, unlock badges, and leave the cleanup to the janitor.

QUICK TRAINING + ARCADE MATCHES

03 / PLAY YOUR WAY

Bring your other half.

Keyboard and mouse on desktop. Touch controls on your phone. Story checkpoints and badge progress save in your browser when storage is available.

GET IN THE GAME

NEW / PLAYABLE NIGHT SHIFT

Cryptid Car Wash.

They came from the woods. They brought the woods with them. Spray, scrub and rinse three peculiar customers before their patience runs out.

90-second shifts · Original pixel art · Mouse, touch + keyboard · No download

PLAY CRYPTID CAR WASH

STILL COOKING IN THE LAB

More weird is on the way.

SEE THE POSTERS

WELCOME TO THE LAB

“What if…”
is a perfectly good brief.

Half Brain Labs Arcade is where offbeat ideas become playable experiments. Retro looks. Ridiculous premises. Games built together by a human and his AI sidekick, Alfred.

Have AI do half your brain’s work.
Save the other half for playing.

LAB NOTES / 001

Make it strange.
Make it playable.
Make one more.

JUSTIN + ALFRED ↗

SIX ON SIX.ZERO DIGNITY.